Fernando Total Control 2 Direct

This device is not for everyone. In fact, for the average user, it is a nightmare. But for three specific demographics, it is a godsend.

“Sling-Free Challenge”
Post a video of your wheels after 500 miles using Total Control 2. Cleanest wheel wins a detailing kit.

The original Fernando Total Control was a rugged, utilitarian device. It worked, but reviewers complained about the clunky interface and the plasticky build. With the Total Control 2, the company has made significant leaps in three key areas: Design, Speed, and App Management.

Title: Don’t Use Tire Spray Until You See This – Fernando Total Control 2
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Key shot: Finger swipe after drying — zero transfer.

Construction managers, delivery drivers, and logistics coordinators love the first generation because it was indestructible. The Total Control 2 adds 4G LTE for global bands and a 5000mAh battery that lasts three days on a single charge. It is a workhorse that keeps you connected to your team without letting you fall into a YouTube rabbit hole on the clock.

The headline feature of the Fernando Total Control 2 is the "Matrix Admin Panel." Unlike Google Family Link, which often breaks or requires the child to "ask for more time," the Matrix panel is absolute. This device is not for everyone

The device runs a modified version of Android 13 (Go Edition), but it is stripped of the Google Play Store by default. Instead, apps must be whitelisted by an administrator.

After spending two weeks with the Fernando Total Control 2, a strange thing happened. I stopped thinking about my phone. I left it on the counter while I cooked dinner. I read two books. I felt bored—and then creative.

This device is not a smartphone. It is a cage for your bad habits. If you are a parent terrified of what the algorithm is doing to your child’s dopamine receptors, buy this. If you are an adult who feels like their phone is a leash around their neck, buy this. The original Fernando Total Control was a rugged,

But if you need the latest TikTok filter, or you rely on Google Maps for live traffic data every hour, stay away. This device will frustrate you.

Final Score: 8.2/10