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Expect at least one lyrical dance to Celine Dion’s "My Heart Will Go On," a pianist playing "Moonlight Sonata," a ventriloquist act, and a baton twirler to "Boot Scootin’ Boogie."

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Each contestant has 35 seconds to speak about her goals. Typical 2000-era answers include: Expect at least one lyrical dance to Celine