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She is in therapy. She tells everyone. She uses phrases like "My therapist says I need to set boundaries" and "I am holding space for that feeling." She views therapy as a gym membership for the brain.

She has watched The Home Edit on Netflix three times. Her pantry looks like a grocery store aisle. Every spice is in a matching glass jar. Why? Because when you have two kids under five, controlling the Tupperware drawer is the only form of power you have left. my friends hot mom 33 top

She has a few friends without kids. They go to brunch at 11 AM (not 8 AM). She loves living vicariously through their international vacations, and they love leaving her house after playing with a baby for an hour (birth control confirmed). She is in therapy

She still goes to concerts, but she buys seated tickets only. No GA floor. She recently saw SZA in the lower bowl and was home by 11 PM. She will also see Fall Out Boy and Paramore purely for the nostalgia dopamine hit. She has watched The Home Edit on Netflix three times