Imagine the visual wit of The Great (Hulu) or The Favourite applied to a ribald road movie. An updated version would keep the intentionally anachronistic costumes—imagine medieval lords vaping, or pilgrims using iPads with cracked screens—but rendered in stunning 4K. The "classic" feeling would come from practical sets and in-camera effects, but with modern lighting and sound design that makes the jokes land harder.
If you are diving into this film for the first time, fast-forward through the opening credits (a surprisingly dull rotoscoped trip through Canterbury). The gold is in these three tales:
The 1985 version was very one-sided in its humor (male gaze, female object). An updated script would embrace true ribaldry—humor that is coarse, irreverent, and mutual. Modern audiences crave messy, complex sexuality. Think Poor Things meets The Hangover. The new tales would feature characters of all genders and orientations getting into trouble, ensuring that the laughter is shared, not leered at. The aim would be to make everyone blush, regardless of identity.
A bawdy, irreverent retelling of Canterbury’s medieval stories updated for late-20th-century audiences, weaving comedic vignettes about sex, fate, and social satire as a group of pilgrims recount scandalous tales while traveling to Canterbury.
Filthy, funny, furious, and feminist.
No longer just “haha sex jokes” – but a true update of Chaucer’s social critique: class, hypocrisy, pleasure, and power, wrapped in laughter and lust.
The recent re-release under the banner "The Ribald Tales of Canterbury 1985 Classic Updated" has caused waves. Purists worried that "updated" meant CGI overlays or sanitized dialogue. They were wrong.
The "Classic Updated" edition offers three major improvements:
A rideshare driver discovers her passenger is the AI that ghost-wrote her breakup text. They negotiate oral sex as a terms-of-service loophole. Ends with either: (a) mutual deletion, (b) a GDPR violation lawsuit, or (c) a surprisingly tender love scene with a server farm.
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Released in 1985, The Ribald Tales of Canterbury is a lavishly produced adult comedy that serves as a playful, if not entirely faithful, homage to Geoffrey Chaucer’s literary classic. Directed by Bud Lee and written by star Hyapatia Lee, the film is noted for its surprisingly high production values, utilizing elaborate costumes and detailed sets that set it apart from standard adult fare of the mid-80s. Plot & Adaptation
The film follows a group of noblemen and women on a pilgrimage to Canterbury. To pass the time, they engage in a contest to see who can tell the most scandalous erotic story, with the winner taking a collective pot of 20 pence from each traveler.
Creative Liberties: While the framework of Chaucer’s work is present, the film prioritizes explicit vignettes over literal adaptation.
Key Stories: Featured tales include the story of a cheating miller, a lady seeking to reclaim stolen land from a Lord through "feminine wiles," and a memorable finale involving a mother and daughter’s escapades. Cast & Performances
The film features a "who's who" of 1980s adult cinema, with many reviewers praising the cast's comedic timing.
Hyapatia Lee: Stars as the Hostess and narrates the experience, bringing a charismatic presence that anchors the anthology.
Supporting Cast: Includes industry veterans like Mike Horner (The Knight), Colleen Brennan (Lady of Bath), and a young Peter North in an early role. Critical Reception
Reviewers often categorize the film as a "high-point" of the genre, though it has some dated elements.
Visual Style: Shot on 35mm film, it is praised for its "posh" production values and effective lighting. Modern restorations by Vinegar Syndrome have further highlighted these aesthetics.
Tone: The movie leans heavily into bawdy humor and "cheeky" puns rather than pure raunchiness, making it a popular recommendation for couples.
Pacing: While generally well-managed, some critics find certain segments prolonged or the dialogue a bit "cheesy" by today's standards.
Overall, The Ribald Tales of Canterbury is a unique artifact of the "Golden Age" of adult film, blending medieval satire with the bold, synth-heavy energy of the 1980s. Hyapatia Lee
A modern pilgrimage (a cross-England van tour from London to Canterbury Cathedral) where six strangers — each hiding a scandalous secret — tell unvarnished, darkly funny, sexually candid, and socially biting stories to pass the time. The 1985 classic’s bawdy tone remains, but the taboos, identities, and tech are thoroughly contemporary.